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Postby Pumpy » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:12 pm

phoenix wrote:Svetlana talked you up ... so I had some expectations.

But sadly like most politicians (apart from TPap :D ) ... you have been a huge disappointment. :(

(although the Turks are easily pleased :lol: )

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Still waiting for that really interesting, life changing forumer. :roll:


I accept I've been slack in dolling out the orgasms.

In Cyprus, my working day consisted of 5% work, and 95% masturbating around and generally fucking about (like most locals really)

So I had more time to post. These days I work for a living. Hey ho.
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Postby phoenix » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:17 pm

Pumpy wrote:
phoenix wrote:Svetlana talked you up ... so I had some expectations.

But sadly like most politicians (apart from TPap :D ) ... you have been a huge disappointment. :(

(although the Turks are easily pleased :lol: )

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Still waiting for that really interesting, life changing forumer. :roll:


I accept I've been slack in dolling out the orgasms.

In Cyprus, my working day consisted of 5% work, and 95% masturbating around and generally fucking about (like most locals really)

So I had more time to post. These days I work for a living. Hey ho.


Your Cyprus-alter ego sounds like the one we would like to get to know and love ... 8)

So why did you leave, if life was so ...... fulfilling? :?
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Postby Pumpy » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:25 pm

You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.
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Postby phoenix » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:37 pm

Pumpy wrote:You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.


But by your own admission ...you are not any happier in the UK .... :(

Sweetie, have you made the classic mistake of swapping life for monetary success?

Do you have dependents?
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Postby zan » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:37 am

phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.


But by your own admission ...you are not any happier in the UK .... :(

Sweetie, have you made the classic mistake of swapping life for monetary success?

Do you have dependents?


Now there's logic for you...Hey Pumpy...Move back to the "RoC" where you can be miserable and poor...... :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Pumpy » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:39 pm

phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.


But by your own admission ...you are not any happier in the UK .... :(

Sweetie, have you made the classic mistake of swapping life for monetary success?

Do you have dependents?


Would you mind quoting exactly where I have said that (by my own admission) I am now miserable?

I don't believe I have done this.

Whether I have dependents is none of your business, and neither is my 'monetary success'.

All you need to know, is that I am a legend, a genius, a God and I'm always right.

A little deference wouldn't go amiss.
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Postby phoenix » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:52 pm

Pumpy wrote:
phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.


But by your own admission ...you are not any happier in the UK .... :(

Sweetie, have you made the classic mistake of swapping life for monetary success?

Do you have dependents?


Would you mind quoting exactly where I have said that (by my own admission) I am now miserable?

I don't believe I have done this.

Whether I have dependents is none of your business, and neither is my 'monetary success'.

All you need to know, is that I am a legend, a genius, a God and I'm always right.

A little deference wouldn't go amiss.


Well in your above post you said:

Pumpy wrote:These days I work for a living. Hey ho.


.... that sounds rather dull for a legend, genius or God :roll:
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Postby umit07 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:13 pm

One more vote from me!
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Postby Pumpy » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:39 pm

phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:
phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.


But by your own admission ...you are not any happier in the UK .... :(

Sweetie, have you made the classic mistake of swapping life for monetary success?

Do you have dependents?


Would you mind quoting exactly where I have said that (by my own admission) I am now miserable?

I don't believe I have done this.

Whether I have dependents is none of your business, and neither is my 'monetary success'.

All you need to know, is that I am a legend, a genius, a God and I'm always right.

A little deference wouldn't go amiss.


Well in your above post you said:

Pumpy wrote:These days I work for a living. Hey ho.


.... that sounds rather dull for a legend, genius or God :roll:


:lol: The words 'clutching' 'at' and 'straws' leap to mind.

Didn't you once read about God working 6 days to make the world, and resting on the 7th?

Yeah. That was me.

Oh yeah - which leads me to my final comment.

Why do Cypriots have such an aversion to work? So lazy, yet always in such a maniacal rush as soon as they get behind the wheel of a car.

very odd.
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Postby phoenix » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:07 am

Pumpy wrote:
phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:
phoenix wrote:
Pumpy wrote:You want me to double my previous list?

1) I can't abide by Cypriots. They do my fucking head in.

2) It's impossible to make a living in Cyprus, on account of the ridiculously low wages and high costs of living. Unless you are a local, have connections, and are vaguely dishonest, corrupt and greedy.

Those are the biggies really.


But by your own admission ...you are not any happier in the UK .... :(

Sweetie, have you made the classic mistake of swapping life for monetary success?

Do you have dependents?


Would you mind quoting exactly where I have said that (by my own admission) I am now miserable?

I don't believe I have done this.

Whether I have dependents is none of your business, and neither is my 'monetary success'.

All you need to know, is that I am a legend, a genius, a God and I'm always right.

A little deference wouldn't go amiss.


Well in your above post you said:

Pumpy wrote:These days I work for a living. Hey ho.


.... that sounds rather dull for a legend, genius or God :roll:


:lol: The words 'clutching' 'at' and 'straws' leap to mind.

Didn't you once read about God working 6 days to make the world, and resting on the 7th?

Yeah. That was me.

Oh yeah - which leads me to my final comment.

Why do Cypriots have such an aversion to work? So lazy, yet always in such a maniacal rush as soon as they get behind the wheel of a car.

very odd.


Well working 6 days out of 14 Billion Years can hardly lead to a justifiable complaint about having to work for a living :roll:

:lol:
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