The German that wanted to become French
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 Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:10 am |
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| GreekGod |
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Some German guy wanted to become French, and was told by his doctor that the only way he could do so is to have half his brain removed. One day he decides to go to the surgeon to proceed with the operation. “Doc, I came to have the operation,” he says. “As you know I’ll have to remove half of your brain”, the surgeon replies.
The surgeon proceeds with the operation. Two hours pass after he is done with the operation and the patient wakes up. “Listen”, says the doctor, “I am really sorry but I accidentally removed 80% of your brain”. The patient looks at him and says, “en pirazi re koumpare!”. |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:45 am |
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| magikthrill |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:20 pm |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:00 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:03 pm |
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moosey dude where have you been hiding, is everything cool and you back now.  |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:06 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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| brother wrote: |
| moosey dude where have you been hiding, is everything cool and you back now. |
Bro, thanks for the welcome back... bit of a rough two weeks, my wife's uncle died so we had to vamoose off to Cyprus for the funeral etc. Plus, life's a bit busy at the mo' so I've had to curtail my 'CY-foruming' a little. Hopefully I'll be back in full fettle soon enough... hope all's well with all the regulars, I'm slowly catching up on what's been happening... takes a while! |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:49 pm |
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great avatar!  |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:02 pm |
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