Eight Words with two Meanings
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n ..
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male.... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. |
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| Re: Eight Words with two Meanings | |
| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:08 pm |
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| webbo wrote: |
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood. |
Correction... pretty much anything lying around that’s not on the dressing table. |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:35 pm |
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| Re: Eight Words with two Meanings | |
| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:45 pm |
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| webbo wrote: |
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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