Two Pilots
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:04 pm |
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| chrisp |
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Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !! |
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:50 pm |
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| kafenes |
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 | Re: Two Pilots |  |
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:51 am |
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| webbo |
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Good un!
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:24 pm |
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| denizaksulu |
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Enough of these Pilot jokes please. I have a few flights coming up and I am getting a bit nervous.
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Nice one  |
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:17 pm |
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| psycho |
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My mate is a pilot and he swears blind that this is true!  |
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:54 am |
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| Shipwreck |
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Isn't there a song about this?
"I can see clearly now the plane has gone"  |
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:06 pm |
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| Shipwreck wrote: |
Isn't there a song about this?
"I can see clearly now the plane has gone"  |
SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh.  |
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:09 pm |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Shipwreck wrote: |
Isn't there a song about this?
"I can see clearly now the plane has gone"  |
SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh.  |
You scared of flying then D?
Bubbles x  |
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:21 pm |
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| webbo wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Shipwreck wrote: |
Isn't there a song about this?
"I can see clearly now the plane has gone"  |
SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh.  |
You scared of flying then D?
Bubbles x  |
He needs a guardian  |
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:48 pm |
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| webbo wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Shipwreck wrote: |
Isn't there a song about this?
"I can see clearly now the plane has gone"  |
SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh.  |
You scared of flying then D?
Bubbles x  |
I never was till I joined the forum.
I will have a lookout for pilots with sunglasses. Damn it, they all wear'em.  |
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