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Two Pilots
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:04 pm Reply with quote
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Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:50 pm Reply with quote
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy I like it.
Re: Two Pilots
PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:51 am Reply with quote
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Good un!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:24 pm Reply with quote
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Enough of these Pilot jokes please. I have a few flights coming up and I am getting a bit nervous.
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Nice one Laughing Laughing
PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:17 pm Reply with quote
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My mate is a pilot and he swears blind that this is true! Laughing
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:54 am Reply with quote
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Isn't there a song about this?

"I can see clearly now the plane has gone" Smile
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Shipwreck wrote:
Isn't there a song about this?

"I can see clearly now the plane has gone" Smile




SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh. Twisted Evil
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:09 pm Reply with quote
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denizaksulu wrote:
Shipwreck wrote:
Isn't there a song about this?

"I can see clearly now the plane has gone" Smile




SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh. Twisted Evil


You scared of flying then D? Shocked

Bubbles x Cool
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:21 pm Reply with quote
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webbo wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Shipwreck wrote:
Isn't there a song about this?

"I can see clearly now the plane has gone" Smile




SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh. Twisted Evil


You scared of flying then D? Shocked

Bubbles x Cool


He needs a guardian angel
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:48 pm Reply with quote
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webbo wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Shipwreck wrote:
Isn't there a song about this?

"I can see clearly now the plane has gone" Smile




SHUT UP
Are you trying to prevent me flying to Istanbul? next Bank holiday?Aaaargh. Twisted Evil


You scared of flying then D? Shocked

Bubbles x Cool



I never was till I joined the forum. Laughing Laughing

I will have a lookout for pilots with sunglasses. Damn it, they all wear'em. Confused
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