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A Frenchman and an Englishman
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:27 pm Reply with quote
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An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'

Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England ' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'

Englishman: 'Of Course.'

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England '

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France '


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:08 pm Reply with quote
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sorry but didnt come across the map and the little englishman Question
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:11 pm Reply with quote
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chrisp wrote:
sorry but didnt come across the map and the little englishman Question


Sorry, I deleted it. A bit too offensive to Francophils.

Similar map to Dads Army. Except the brits are taking a piss.
Re: A Frenchman and an Englishman
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:41 am Reply with quote
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Good un! Laughing

Bubbles x Cool
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