What sex?
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?'
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone. |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:21 pm |
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 nice and refreshing change, a clean joke  |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:25 pm |
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| markwoods39 wrote: |
| nice and refreshing change, a clean joke |
nOT TOO CLEAN i HOPE. wE CAN CHANGE THAT VERY QUICKLY.
sorry for the caps/not shouting, just too lazy. |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:43 pm |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| markwoods39 wrote: |
| nice and refreshing change, a clean joke |
nOT TOO CLEAN i HOPE. wE CAN CHANGE THAT VERY QUICKLY.
sorry for the caps/not shouting, just too lazy. |
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| Re: What sex? | |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:36 am |
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Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?! 
Bubbles x  |
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| Re: What sex? | |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:55 am |
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| webbo wrote: |
Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!
Bubbles x |
Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough.  |
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| Re: What sex? | |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:32 am |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| webbo wrote: |
Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!
Bubbles x |
Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough. |
You mean she had your friend Orph as a mentor?
bubbles x |
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| Re: What sex? | |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:34 am |
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| webbo wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| webbo wrote: |
Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!
Bubbles x |
Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough. |
You mean she had your friend Orph as a mentor?
bubbles x |
WHO? |
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| Re: What sex? | |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:39 am |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| webbo wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| webbo wrote: |
Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!
Bubbles x |
Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough. |
You mean she had your friend Orph as a mentor?
bubbles x |
WHO? |
You know = your best friend - who I see let's people use her real name these days. Such a hypocrite! 
Bubbles x |
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