| markwoods39 |
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| Location: HERTS UK |
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I was shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island, with 1 other male and a female. One day while i was fishing for our dinner, i saw a bottle floating in the sea, i swam to it hoping it be a bottle of beer or something nice to drink, as i not had any booze for over 10yrs . When i opened the bottle a genie appeared, arrrrrrr he said since there are 3 of you, i can only grant 1 wish each, ok ok i said, i go first as i did find you, ok said the genie what is your wish ?? Oh genie can you send me home to my family with a big roast dinner, and with 1 million in my bank. POOF of i went and there i was sitting eating my big roast dinner with my wife and kids, and with 1 million in my bank. The genie ask who next , so the other man said i go next, as i know what i want, OK said the genie, what is your wish??? i have the same as mark as you can't get better than that. POOF off he went, and he was so happy seeing his family after 10yrs on the island. The genie asked the woman what she would like? not sure she said as i not got any family. A few days passed by and the genie said to the woman if you do not give me your wish now i shall leave and you shall miss out on your wish. PANIC set in for the woman, she said ok i made my mind up i know what i want. Ok said the genie what is your wish.
WELL IT IS RATHER LONELY HERE, CAN I HAVE THE OTHER 2 BACK PLEASE  That teach us not to let the woman go first |
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