Penniless Vicar
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| cyprusgrump |
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The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation... No one wants him to leave.
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims: "If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, "If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex."
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Vicar'. |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:42 pm |
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| markwoods39 |
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| Re: Penniless Vicar | |
| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:00 pm |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:38 pm |
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