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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:11 pm Reply with quote
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On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time.

.......No one moves.

.......He removes his shirt.

......Muscles ripple across his chest.

......She gasps...

......He whispers....


"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:27 pm Reply with quote
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Was he Greek or Cypriot !!!!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:30 pm Reply with quote
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In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:36 pm Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing erm I guess I could call it Cypriot men huh?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:13 pm Reply with quote
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Oracle wrote:
In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spoken like a real mainlander!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:19 pm Reply with quote
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zan wrote:
Oracle wrote:
In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spoken like a real mainlander!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing


Hey ... I didn't name the thread Rolling Eyes

..... Lena could easily have just named the thread "Men!" .... and it would still be just as accurate or not, depending on my emotional state at the time of reading Laughing
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:56 pm Reply with quote
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Oracle wrote:
In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spill.................................................................. Wink

bubbles Cool
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:08 pm Reply with quote
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webbo wrote:
Oracle wrote:
In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spill.................................................................. Wink

bubbles Cool


.... well I think it has a lot to do with the women ... Wink
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quote
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Oracle wrote:
webbo wrote:
Oracle wrote:
In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spill.................................................................. Wink

bubbles Cool


.... well I think it has a lot to do with the women ... Wink



Rolling Eyes BORING! Rolling Eyes

Bubbles Cool
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:26 pm Reply with quote
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zan wrote:
Oracle wrote:
In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spoken like a real mainlander!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing


HUH, you mean the little sock-puppet is not even a "Cypriot"?
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