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I'm sure the same could be said about many ladies but...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties to perform. Terry had married a woman from America, and
bragged that he had told his new wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
all the dishes were washed and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had
given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the
cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the
dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said that he had married a girl from Liverpool. He boasted
that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned,
the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to
make himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener. |
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