Add your limerick to the list!
 Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:23 pm |
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| Get Real! |
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There was a pretty lady called Lana,
though not related to Solana,
but limericks were her game,
and did have no shame,
when she finally came up with a banana!  |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:44 pm |
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| Eliko |
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A blind man strayed over the border
"Shoot him down like a dog !" came the order
A sharp pain in his back
then the sound of a 'CRACK !'
"Death by accident" wrote the recorder.
Moral:- If you carry a 'White Stick' stay clear of the 'Green Line' |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:57 pm |
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| Oracle |
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There once was a Mod. on a Forum.
Who imposed strict rules with decorum.
If posts got too rude,
The delete button she eschewed,
But for locking of threads she was booed.
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:00 pm |
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| cyprusgrump |
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There once was a poster called Simon
What a tosser.
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:04 pm |
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| Oracle |
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| cyprusgrump wrote: |
There once was a poster called Simon
What a tosser.
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'nough said!
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:14 pm |
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A special dedication to all my “fans”…
They think they have wits made of steel,
and bravely attack a great deal,
so they’re huffing and puffing,
but then nobody’s laughing,
when facing the wrath of Get Real!
Sometimes they come in formations,
even without their citations,
but what can you do… the forum’s a zoo,
I just wish that they’d bloody Get Real!
The secret is knowing your limits,
and never believing in gimmicks,
so do expand your mind,
and stand tall at all times,
and your IQ will surpass the Nimitz!
Regards, GR. |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:22 pm |
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| Eliko |
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If a 'Black Man' thought like miltiades
When confronting the forum's great 'Hardies'
Was to state with conviction
and shun contradiction
He would surely be boss of the 'Yardies'
Moral:- Never completely surround your foe. |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:38 pm |
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| Mills Chapman |
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Many long to see Cyprus,
a country still in its diapers
near Greece and Turkey,
whose motives are murky
and send over boatloads of snipers.
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:39 pm |
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| Mills Chapman |
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Lucky is he who wed Oracle,
whose style is oratorical;
She looks like a cutie,
So I hope her beauty
Is not just simply allegorical. |
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Last edited by Mills Chapman on Sat May 10, 2008 10:43 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:42 pm |
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| Oracle |
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Eliko is back with some style,
On his travels he was gone for a while.
His posts are both wise and quite humble,
Faced with Miltiades, he never does crumble.
And Oracle he manages to beguile.
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