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 Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:43 pm |
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| Mills Chapman wrote: |
Lucky is he who wed Oracle,
whose style is oratorical;
She looks like a cutie,
So I hope that her beauty
Is not just simply allegorical. |
..... No, but just comical!
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:45 pm |
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| rawk |
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| Location: Larnaca on Sea, Cyprus |
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There was a young man from Tashkent
Who's penis was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He would put it double
And instead of coming, he went!
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:27 pm |
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| Mills Chapman |
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Have you tried Cypriot cuisine?
It's a little bit like Slovene.
I had moufflon filet
In a tasty saute
that included a broth of sardine. |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:37 pm |
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| roseandchan |
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Ercan's an airport with great style
you may make us fly the extra mile
it's here happening and will persist
so what if is not on the international list. |
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:47 pm |
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| Mills Chapman |
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Ercan's an airport with great style
you may make us fly the extra mile
it's here now and will persist,
who cares if it's not on your list.
I don't recognize the State of Denial.
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:03 am |
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| Talisker |
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Now most of us would agree,
That Cyprus is surrounded by sea,
I said to my daughter,
'Why's there no water,
I only want a cup of tea?'. |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:09 am |
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| roseandchan |
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when your final day comes, judged from above
remember your hatred, lack of compassion and love
from above you were watched in horror and dismay
remember that on your final day |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:13 am |
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| Mills Chapman |
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| Talisker wrote: |
Now most of us would agree,
That Cyprus is surrounded by sea,
I said to my daughter,
'Why's there no water,
I only want a cup of tea?'. |
She said, "It's not your fault
That the well's full of salt,
But if you buy me some silk,
I'll buy you some milk,
And make you a chocolate malt.
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:13 am |
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| I guess poetry and illegalities are not comfortable partners |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:18 am |
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| rawk |
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| Location: Larnaca on Sea, Cyprus |
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There was a young man from Keeling
who got on a bus to West Ealing
It said on the door
"Don't spit on the floor"
So he carefully spat on the ceiling!
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