Add your limerick to the list!
 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:46 am |
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| Talisker |
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| Location: UK |
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| Eliko wrote: |
A thistle was planted in silt
came a drought and it started to wilt
"Och, the ground is so dry
the poor thistle might die"
Said our Talisker, raising his kilt.
Moral:- "You can always rely on a Scotsman for a drink !" |
Don't look there or you'll get a big shock,
At the enormous size of my cock,
Or am I deluded,
As my sporran's included,
And on the end is dangling a sock! |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:26 pm |
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| Eliko |
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| Joined: 03 Oct 2006 |
| Posts: 3068 |
| Location: Cyprus |
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Bush and Blair took an oath, hands on breast
they did swear that they would do their best
to improve mankind's lot,
now observe what we got,
I am sure we're aware of the rest.
Moral:- "If you trust a buffer, it is you that will suffer !" |
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