Who knows Jack Schitt
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 Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:21 pm |
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:34 pm |
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Xybadog has turned scatologist ... 
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:37 pm |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:03 pm |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:24 pm |
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Deniz you are two feaced person ... talking about figs and prunes and then pretending you were not "joking" ...  just because halil turned up! |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:40 pm |
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| Deniz you are two feaced person ... talking about figs and prunes and then pretending you were not "joking" ... just because halil turned up! |
Is that 'two faced' or 'two faeced' person.
...and I deny all charges. So you are not fond of Paphian figs and prunes? How un-Cypriotic. |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:03 pm |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| Deniz you are two feaced person ... talking about figs and prunes and then pretending you were not "joking" ... just because halil turned up! |
Is that 'two faced' or 'two faeced' person.
...and I deny all charges. So you are not fond of Paphian figs and prunes? How un-Cypriotic. |
I love them .... but not both on the same day
And yes I did mean "two faeced" .... keeping to topic |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:08 pm |
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| Oracle wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| Deniz you are two feaced person ... talking about figs and prunes and then pretending you were not "joking" ... just because halil turned up! |
Is that 'two faced' or 'two faeced' person.
...and I deny all charges. So you are not fond of Paphian figs and prunes? How un-Cypriotic. |
I love them .... but not both on the same day
And yes I did mean "two faeced" .... keeping to topic |
Yes bu... bu..but you wrote 'two feaced', whats that? or is it a variation on the theme/Americanism.
I still deny charges. |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:20 pm |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| Deniz you are two feaced person ... talking about figs and prunes and then pretending you were not "joking" ... just because halil turned up! |
Is that 'two faced' or 'two faeced' person.
...and I deny all charges. So you are not fond of Paphian figs and prunes? How un-Cypriotic. |
I love them .... but not both on the same day
And yes I did mean "two faeced" .... keeping to topic |
Yes bu... bu..but you wrote 'two feaced', whats that? or is it a variation on the theme/Americanism.
I still deny charges. |
Sorry I have not had reason to use that word for a long time ... |
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:27 pm |
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| Oracle wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| Deniz you are two feaced person ... talking about figs and prunes and then pretending you were not "joking" ... just because halil turned up! |
Is that 'two faced' or 'two faeced' person.
...and I deny all charges. So you are not fond of Paphian figs and prunes? How un-Cypriotic. |
I love them .... but not both on the same day
And yes I did mean "two faeced" .... keeping to topic |
Yes bu... bu..but you wrote 'two feaced', whats that? or is it a variation on the theme/Americanism.
I still deny charges. |
Sorry I have not had reason to use that word for a long time ... |
You do realise you have just said sorry. What are you up to now?  |
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