The Divorced Barbie Doll

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The Divorced Barbie Doll
PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:46 pm Reply with quote
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?'

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.'


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:00 pm Reply with quote
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http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=13549&highlight=barbie

Tsk, tsk...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:05 pm Reply with quote
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cyprusgrump wrote:
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=13549&highlight=barbie

Tsk, tsk...



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:20 pm Reply with quote
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get a vacation... you are clearly out of jokes Laughing
PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:03 pm Reply with quote
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IcyNoAngel wrote:
get a vacation... you are clearly out of jokes Laughing



A girl tries her best......................

...............I heed your advise and hope to holiday soon! Wink

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