A few funnies
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| webbo |
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you t**t!'
I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut.' '
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'
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| Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:58 pm |
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| cyprusgrump |
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| Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:02 pm |
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| cyprusgrump wrote: |
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Thank goodness for that! 
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| Re: A few funnies | |
| Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:29 pm |
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| webbo wrote: |
I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut.' '
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Reminds me of the 1st wife..!! |
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| Re: A few funnies | |
| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:11 pm |
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| webbo wrote: |
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'
Bubbles x |
Bubbles x, you can have THREE smilies for that one !!  |
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| Re: A few funnies | |
| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:59 pm |
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| Eliko wrote: |
| webbo wrote: |
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'
Bubbles x |
Bubbles x, you can have THREE smilies for that one !! |
Thank you kind sire |
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