When You've Been Married Too Long
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,
are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze
their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came
over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos
and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my
life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over
my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's
house for the night. When my husband came home I was
wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me
he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:28 pm |
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| Mills Chapman |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:50 pm |
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Blame the cucumbers 
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:59 pm |
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My husband and I apologise 
Some jokes are worth repeating though and let's face it, there are a few new members who just may not have heard these jokes before (you know, those living on Mars etc! 
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:00 pm |
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| Bill wrote: |
Blame the cucumbers
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:07 pm |
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SSBubbles, I forgive you as you have made me laugh many times. And I'm sorry but I've just been frustrated recently with something else that's job-related. (No, as I'm a guy - a certain type of guy in particular - I don't need cucumbers either to cure my frustration but thank you for the suggestion in advance.)
Also, CONGRATULATIONS on creating a profile for yourself. YAY!!!!! |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:10 pm |
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| Mills Chapman wrote: |
SSBubbles, I forgive you as you have made me laugh many times. And I'm sorry but I've just been frustrated recently with something else that's job-related. (No, as I'm a guy - a certain type of guy in particular - I don't need cucumbers either to cure my frustration but thank you for the suggestion in advance.)
Also, CONGRATULATIONS on creating a profile for yourself. YAY!!!!! |
Cheers Mills  |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:38 pm |
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| Mills Chapman wrote: |
SSBubbles, I forgive you as you have made me laugh many times. And I'm sorry but I've just been frustrated recently with something else that's job-related. (No, as I'm a guy - a certain type of guy in particular - I don't need cucumbers either, Bill, to cure my frustration but thank you for the suggestion in advance.)
Also, CONGRATULATIONS on creating a profile for yourself. YAY!!!!! |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:55 pm |
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The reference to cucumbers was due to the well known fact that they repeat on you
No implications of them to be used as a form of relief was meant but I did think that was funny.
Although I'm worldly wise enough to know that they probably have I wouldn't say it would be anybody on the forum ~ well I might but it would be doing the cucumber an injustice
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:00 am |
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| Bill wrote: |
The reference to cucumbers was due to the well known fact that they repeat on you
No implications of them to be used as a form of relief was meant but I did think that was funny.
Although I'm worldly wise enough to know that they probably have I wouldn't say it would be anybody on the forum ~ well I might but it would be doing the cucumber an injustice
Bill |
Sorry Bill |
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