The Lodger
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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:39 am |
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| chrisp |
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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts", she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself".
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
"No", replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes", said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes", he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?"
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know", he said, "but the f***ing darts team hasn't"! |
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| Re: The Lodger | |
| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:09 am |
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| SSBubbles |
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Predictable but still made me smile!
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:24 am |
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| Eliko |
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Puts one in mind of the joke about the innocent young blonde beauty who was concerned about the fact that she was growing pubic hair.
Her mother was rather reluctant to explain about 'The Birds and The Bees' and suggested she should discuss the matter with the local priest.
Blondie lifted her skirt and exposed herself to the priest who advised her that it was perfectly natural, to prove his point, he showed her his.
"Oh Father !" she said (she was an Irish girl) "Sure, and how long will it be before I get one of THOSE between my legs ?"
"By Jayzus !" replied the priest, "Just as soon as I get rid of this prayer book !".  |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:37 am |
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| SSBubbles |
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| Eliko wrote: |
Puts one in mind of the joke about the innocent young blonde beauty who was concerned about the fact that she was growing pubic hair.
Her mother was rather reluctant to explain about 'The Birds and The Bees' and suggested she should discuss the matter with the local priest.
Blondie lifted her skirt and exposed herself to the priest who advised her that it was perfectly natural, to prove his point, he showed her his.
"Oh Father !" she said (she was an Irish girl) "Sure, and how long will it be before I get one of THOSE between my legs ?"
"By Jayzus !" replied the priest, "Just as soon as I get rid of this prayer book !". |
Terrible - but still smiling!  |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:41 am |
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| Eliko |
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| Well, 'chrisp' started it !!. |
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