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Re: Fancy Dress?

Postby perdike » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:37 am

observer wrote:
tessintrnc wrote:
RichardB wrote:
kirstyscaife wrote:Hello,
I was wondering if anyone new if a fancy dress shop on island, i have been invited to a 70/80's themed night thats not that far away....any help would be really appreciated.!! x


When one gets to a certain age (like myself)

I just have a dig in the back of the wardrobe :lol:



I wouldn't know about that being just 25yrs old.............. :wink:


Then you could just go in your birthday suit!! :D



Oh, you ARE awful, . . . . but I like it!
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Postby Smiler Brian » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:57 pm

Courtesy of Shipwreck comes this old classic

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress
party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg,
so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a
Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another
parcel and note:

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The
long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will
really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone
from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So
he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a
very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick
your wooden leg up your a*se and go as a toffee apple.
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