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not very polite this one...

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not very polite this one...

Postby city » Thu May 05, 2005 7:16 pm

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said: "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said: "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said: "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims
verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person
in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply asked, "Who the
hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
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Postby devil » Fri May 06, 2005 10:17 am

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Postby magikthrill » Fri May 06, 2005 10:33 am

but still HILARIOUS!
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Postby city » Fri May 06, 2005 12:21 pm

Sorry, devil. That time of April I was in CY and did not read the forum....
(and its usually to many postings to catch up afterwards) :-(
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