What do you do/did you do for a living?
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| denizaksulu |
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| Location: London, Ethnically Cleansed from Anglisidhes since 1963 |
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| Oracle wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
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I had one of the best jobs in the world. 
It fulfilled all my desires, ambitions, needs, cravings. I had power beyond belief. I controlled the very stuff of life. I spliced genes from bacteria and ligated them into Humans. I sliced genes from Humans and knitted them into Cows. Chimeras flew from my Eppendorfs .... I made bacteria have sex whether they wanted to or not .... acquired characteristics they never had in 4 Billion years  I took viruses and made them impotent. Yet others, I made super-virulent 
I synthesised DNA then chopped it up again
The plant world was not immune from my power ... They reached the heights of stardom with my transgenic transformations ... glowed, super- sized, miniaturised .... I did it all 
I created and destroyed. I was GOD!
Now I am a mum and dabbling in property, and whiling away my time on a forum |
Dr. Frankenstein is alive!!!.omg.  I damn knew it.  |
Deniz ... trust me with your genes ... I can improve you |
Oracle my sweetie, my jeans come off for no one except my beloved. What about my brain cells. Any chance there? |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:06 pm |
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| SSBubbles |
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| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| denizaksulu wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
I had one of the best jobs in the world.
It fulfilled all my desires, ambitions, needs, cravings. I had power beyond belief. I controlled the very stuff of life. I spliced genes from bacteria and ligated them into Humans. I sliced genes from Humans and knitted them into Cows. Chimeras flew from my Eppendorfs .... I made bacteria have sex whether they wanted to or not .... acquired characteristics they never had in 4 Billion years I took viruses and made them impotent. Yet others, I made super-virulent
I synthesised DNA then chopped it up again
The plant world was not immune from my power ... They reached the heights of stardom with my transgenic transformations ... glowed, super- sized, miniaturised .... I did it all
I created and destroyed. I was GOD!
Now I am a mum and dabbling in property, and whiling away my time on a forum |
Dr. Frankenstein is alive!!!.omg. I damn knew it. |
Deniz ... trust me with your genes ... I can improve you |
Oracle my sweetie, my jeans come off for no one except my beloved. What about my brain cells. Any chance there? |
I doubt it D! |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:41 am |
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| kangaroo |
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| Location: Australia |
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| Oracle wrote: |
I had one of the best jobs in the world.
It fulfilled all my desires, ambitions, needs, cravings. I had power beyond belief. I controlled the very stuff of life. I spliced genes from bacteria and ligated them into Humans. I sliced genes from Humans and knitted them into Cows. Chimeras flew from my Eppendorfs .... I made bacteria have sex whether they wanted to or not .... acquired characteristics they never had in 4 Billion years I took viruses and made them impotent. Yet others, I made super-virulent
I synthesised DNA then chopped it up again
The plant world was not immune from my power ... They reached the heights of stardom with my transgenic transformations ... glowed, super- sized, miniaturised .... I did it all
I created and destroyed. I was GOD!
Now I am a mum and dabbling in property, and whiling away my time on a forum |
prossibly the biggest challenge of all! |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:29 am |
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| Bill |
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| Location: ~ Sunny South East Coast of Cyprus |
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I usually used to tell folk I meet for the first time ( especially in Cyprus ) that I swept the floors and emptied the bins and watch their reactions.
Those who were still speaking to me at the end of the evening remain friends but those that avoid me like the plague are never seen again .
One woman I met at a social evening in Nicosia was so disgusted with my answer she complained to the host about lower class people being allowed to attend the event ~ the host was far from pleased as it was affecting her social standing amongst her elite group of friends.
Those sort of people I don't need as friends even though they do come in handy for sorting out problems when dealing with government departments etc.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:13 pm |
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| kangaroo |
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| Bill wrote: |
I usually used to tell folk I meet for the first time ( especially in Cyprus ) that I swept the floors and emptied the bins and watch their reactions.
Those who were still speaking to me at the end of the evening remain friends but those that avoid me like the plague are never seen again .
One woman I met at a social evening in Nicosia was so disgusted with my answer she complained to the host about lower class people being allowed to attend the event ~ the host was far from pleased as it was affecting her social standing amongst her elite group of friends.
Those sort of people I don't need as friends even though they do come in handy for sorting out problems when dealing with government departments etc.
Bill |
are you serious????
Why are Cypriots such snobs? - some Cypriots in Australia that I know think they are such a superior race - I wonder if they will every learn?  |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:17 pm |
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| roseandchan |
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| this made me laugh bill. people always have a problem with my london accent. people think of me as stupid rather than having a regional accent. i won't make the effort to change it, why should i. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:59 pm |
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| SSBubbles |
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| roseandchan wrote: |
| this made me laugh bill. people always have a problem with my london accent. people think of me as stupid rather than having a regional accent. i won't make the effort to change it, why should i. |
People judge me by my dialect too which I find rather insulting.
To some 'status' means everything; to me the welfare and happiness of my family is paramount and this will always be the case.
I cannot abide snobs and I avoid them like the plague! |
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