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Sell and buy used things, look for a job etc.

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Postby Liza » Tue May 24, 2005 3:52 pm

We're all a bunch of crazies!!
Whats you wifes unlce's number.... :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Tue May 24, 2005 3:55 pm

I can't tell you... last time we met he was doing kleftiko, he chased me around the garden with a sheep's eyeball and testes on a fork...

And this is the guy running the asylum! :shock:
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Postby sk » Tue May 24, 2005 9:51 pm

lol!!if its free in a year(summer of 2006)i would be interested...thats about the time i will be able to support myself financially...
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Postby Marinella » Wed May 25, 2005 3:44 pm

brother wrote::lol: only marinella would think that, are you by any chance a nympho if you don't mind my asking :wink:


Don't mind you asking at all :D

I wouldn't say that I'm a raving nympho, I don't go around trying to ride anything with a pulse, but I like sex and have a very dirty mind. I'm afraid my thoughts are always at gutter level :D
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Postby Liza » Wed May 25, 2005 3:52 pm

I don't think I've ever met someone who is so straight to the point!!
It's not a bad thing - quite refreshing I suppose- Just a bit weird coming from one of us gals - usually you expect the guys to make the smutty remarks.
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Postby Marinella » Wed May 25, 2005 4:13 pm

My mum says that I'm like a boy with boobs!

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I hope she meant my sense of humour was like a man's and she wasn't implying that I have a tadger, haha!


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Postby cannedmoose » Wed May 25, 2005 4:13 pm

I'm a perfect gentleman Liza... I resemble that remark :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed May 25, 2005 4:13 pm

Don't know, wasn't Hermaphrodite from Cyprus :wink:
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Postby Marinella » Wed May 25, 2005 4:20 pm

LOL

Chicks with dicks :shock: More to be pitied than laughed at!

Imagine being a guy and pulling one on a night out, you'd be black affronted when you got home and your date had a bigger cock than you!

Get ready for a sore arse pal, you're getting it...and you're getting it hard!

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Postby brother » Wed May 25, 2005 4:29 pm

Imagine going down on her and "bling" it flicks up and whacks you in the eye, the next day how would you explain that black eye without seeming Mr.tv lover. :lol: :lol:
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