we are in cyprus 1 of june looking for couples and males
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| cannedmoose |
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| Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:09 pm |
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| Marinella |
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Haha 
Dirty bitch! I bet the reek of fanny guff nearly dropped the paramedics!
Hey, I once knew of a guy who got rushed to casualty with a carrot jammed up his arse!
How embarrassing would that have been?
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| Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:24 pm |
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| What was a carrot doing up his no mans land |
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| Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:08 pm |
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He was obviously tending his veggie patch and sat down at an inopportune moment Bro'... isn't it obvious!  |
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| Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:48 pm |
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Moosey i did not want to stretch my imagination there but now you mention it, my eyes are watering at that painful thought, but i bet main-source is all excited or was it you out on a kinky weekend with Marinella and her gay friends and this was just a thing that happened  |
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| Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:41 pm |
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| Marinella |
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I tried to stick cherry tomatoes up a guys arse one time at a party - he made the mistake of falling asleep. I jammed them in the crack of his arse and when he woke up, he went to the toilet and got a terrible fright when there was red things floating in the bowl!
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He was so relieved when he found out that it was just a few tomatoes.
The fun one can have with some fruit and veg!! |
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:58 pm |
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| Marinella remind me to NEVER party hard with you girl, one can not even imagine what might end up ones crack in the morning with you around. |
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:46 pm |
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| Marina2005 |
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| Had a friend in the UK who was a nurse, she said that a women came into Emergency with a PEELED BANANA stuck inside her......when ask how it got there she told them she was putting up her curtains when she feel on the fruit bowl!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:49 pm |
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| Did she peel it as she fell? Now that's a talented lady... |
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:52 pm |
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| cannedmoose wrote: |
| Did she peel it as she fell? Now that's a talented lady... |
Exactly!
And how many people do you know that hang there curtains up with no panties on!!!!!!!! |
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