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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:01 pm Reply with quote
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Carpet and curtains? What do you mean by that Marinella ? Maybe my english is not so good Crying or Very sad
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:54 pm Reply with quote
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jewel2005 wrote:
Carpet and curtains? What do you mean by that Marinella ? Maybe my english is not so good Crying or Very sad



Sorry Jewel, what I mean by carpet and curtains is: are you brunette all over?

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:40 pm Reply with quote
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Unbelievable, isn't it? Laughing
I couldn't figure it out, at first, but then I saw the username and suddenly it all made sense. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:44 pm Reply with quote
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i know a similar one with blond and paint:

a blond woman wanted to paint her house during the summer time so she bought some paints from the hardware store and got to work. when her hubsand came outside to see her he saw she was wearing two huge fur coats. the husband asks: what are you doing? and she replied "the label says best results when using 2 coats" Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:33 am Reply with quote
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Ok. Ok. Let us all laugh. The thing about me is that I dont understand most of the jokes.
Marinella. Yes I am brunette all over. Very Happy
Saint Jimmy. You saw my username and all made sense.
PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:32 am Reply with quote
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Helo Jewel Filoui - Ti kaneis ?? Very Happy
Don't worry about getting all the jokes, at least your trying!!
Some of the English we use is a bit difficult to understand because it's slang (san xopiatika as to poume) - those of us that have actually lived in the U.K. really know what these guys are on about (and sometimes I dont get the jokes either!)
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:42 am Reply with quote
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Oh hello Liza. Good morning. How are u this beautiful morning ?
Well in general I dont understand most of the jokes, but at least I say it. I am not the kind of person that just laugh in order to join the group of others (that laugh). If I dont understand it, I just say it.
Yes I also agree with you about the language, there are a lot of words that I dont understand because itīs slang, but I am a quick learner Smile Another reason is the thing that I didnt study abroad, I was born and raised here in Cyprus, and I got my degree also here in Cyprus.
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What did you study? What line of work are you in?

Lovely day isn't it!! Weekend tomorrow so I'll take my kids to the beach.
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