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The programmer and the princess

Postby jewel2005 » Thu May 26, 2005 6:27 am

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?” The programmer said, “Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool.”
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Postby brother » Thu May 26, 2005 10:36 am

He must be gay :lol:
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Postby jewel2005 » Thu May 26, 2005 10:42 am

Or he is too committed to his job :)
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Postby Marinella » Thu May 26, 2005 11:06 am

Or maybe he is a faggot that is into feltching! :shock:

The poor frog is gonna get jammed up somebody's bum!

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