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>A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
>couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
>just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
>bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock
>dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,
>struggling outside the store he now had a problem: How to carry all of
>his purchases home.
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>While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
>who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
>1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I
>live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry
>this lot. "The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in he
>bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
>carry the goose in your other hand?"
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>"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk her home.
>On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
>We'll be there in no time." She looked him over cautiously then said,
>"I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that
>when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up
>my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am
>carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the
>world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that????"
>She replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
>anvil on top of the bucket. I'll hold the chickens." |
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