I love islamic jokes. You too ?
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| Tim Drayton |
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| Turan Tankgirl wrote: |
THX, mate
I understand your joke even more than you did. I tell my moslim friends that King Billy's father was a pedofile too. Just like Mohammed 
He, not Mo, married in 1642 Henrietta Maria Stuart. His mother, the bride, was ten years old. It was quite a happy marriage. King Billy was born afther the death of his father and till today some protestant jokers with silly hats and a orange, you know, over their chest march in honour of him in Belfast.
I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. Catholic and Celtic is Irish and that's so so. But crypto Irishmen who ara fond of deep fried Mars Bars are walking clowns.
The biggest joke on a earth is religion imho
Any religion if I may say so.
I am ashamed of my nationalty because my fellow compatriots are just like me : all blunt.
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You surprise me with the depth of your knowledge. |
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| Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:53 pm |
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| Tim Drayton wrote: |
| Turan Tankgirl wrote: |
THX, mate
I understand your joke even more than you did. I tell my moslim friends that King Billy's father was a pedofile too. Just like Mohammed
He, not Mo, married in 1642 Henrietta Maria Stuart. His mother, the bride, was ten years old. It was quite a happy marriage. King Billy was born afther the death of his father and till today some protestant jokers with silly hats and a orange, you know, over their chest march in honour of him in Belfast.
I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. Catholic and Celtic is Irish and that's so so. But crypto Irishmen who ara fond of deep fried Mars Bars are walking clowns.
The biggest joke on a earth is religion imho
Any religion if I may say so.
I am ashamed of my nationalty because my fellow compatriots are just like me : all blunt.
Bye |
You surprise me with the depth of your knowledge. |
I know everything of the so called Irish Genocide too |
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| Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:58 am |
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| I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. |
what an unbelievably crass statement...even allowing for your obviously limited English I cannot believe you actually had the gall to put that in writing. If you are going to insult an entire city at least spell the word correctly. You'll find they are called Glaswegians.
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| Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:55 am |
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| Alassa wrote: |
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| I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. |
what an unbelievably crass statement...even allowing for your obviously limited English I cannot believe you actually had the gall to put that in writing. If you are going to insult an entire city at least spell the word correctly. You'll find they are called Glaswegians.
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He should have used the word "Jocks"  |
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| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:11 pm |
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| psycho wrote: |
| Alassa wrote: |
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| I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. |
what an unbelievably crass statement...even allowing for your obviously limited English I cannot believe you actually had the gall to put that in writing. If you are going to insult an entire city at least spell the word correctly. You'll find they are called Glaswegians.
Glasgonians
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He should have used the word "Jocks" |
@ Alassa
As long as you can understand me, I speak and write HMS' Inglish perfectly
Do you speak any Dutch, Flemish, Frisian or even Suid Afrikaans. French, German to name a few languages ?
A real joke are for me the surnames of a certain Winston and of the chairman of the Kurdish DTP. Translated in my beatifull language the first one vomits all the time in a mosque and the last one bears the name of Turk. Imho it had to be Mountainturk like Mountbatten had to be Dutchalps
@ Psycho
He ? The fact that I love men and women alike does not mean that I am a jock ! Is a jock a she-male or a she-mule ? Most glaswegian jocks I know are dressed up in http://www.mariposa.nu/homepage/welcome-at-mariposa.html like the Queen of Sheba. Friends of me. Their pony tails are shampoed (wrong word but every dumb glasgonian fried mars bar knows the meaning of a pony trail) by their affiliate http://www.mariposa-import.com/
A gift of me for both of you or for any one who have belgian friends http://tinyurl.com/2folfm
A turkish professor says that the Belgians are Turks of old days. If you can't read dutch use Google Translate. It is not a joke. It is really true. The same as with Young Turks are Old Jews |
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:32 am |
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| Turan Tankgirl wrote: |
| psycho wrote: |
| Alassa wrote: |
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| I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. |
what an unbelievably crass statement...even allowing for your obviously limited English I cannot believe you actually had the gall to put that in writing. If you are going to insult an entire city at least spell the word correctly. You'll find they are called Glaswegians.
Glasgonians
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He should have used the word "Jocks" |
@ Alassa
As long as you can understand me, I speak and write HMS' Inglish perfectly
Do you speak any Dutch, Flemish, Frisian or even Suid Afrikaans. French, German to name a few languages ?
A real joke are for me the surnames of a certain Winston and of the chairman of the Kurdish DTP. Translated in my beatifull language the first one vomits all the time in a mosque and the last one bears the name of Turk. Imho it had to be Mountainturk like Mountbatten had to be Dutchalps
@ Psycho
He ? The fact that I love men and women alike does not mean that I am a jock ! Is a jock a she-male or a she-mule ? Most glaswegian jocks I know are dressed up in http://www.mariposa.nu/homepage/welcome-at-mariposa.html like the Queen of Sheba. Friends of me. Their pony tails are shampoed (wrong word but every dumb glasgonian fried mars bar knows the meaning of a pony trail) by their affiliate http://www.mariposa-import.com/
A gift of me for both of you or for any one who have belgian friends http://tinyurl.com/2folfm
A turkish professor says that the Belgians are Turks of old days. If you can't read dutch use Google Translate. It is not a joke. It is really true. The same as with Young Turks are Old Jews |
Jock is the right word 
They are the ones that have ruined ENGLAND with their borrowing because they are so fucking tight to spend their own money  |
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:16 pm |
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im going to tell this joke and wait for you to pounce on me
Osam Bin Laden was caught having sex with a sheep....when confronted he said its islam and he can do whatever he likes with it.
I know im a moaner and i do apologise for upsetting some of you! |
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I will try and add this one for the newcomers:
A jornalist returns to Afganistan after a gap of 20 yrs.
"0 years ago she witnessed the upheaval and heard of the promises made to women that they would be liberated. These were the women covered from head to toe and walked 5 steps behind their husbands etc.
After 20 years she noticed that nothing had changed. Ladies still covered up and still walking behind their menfolk. She approached one such lady and asked,"what happened to your struggle for more independence? I see that nothing has changed." The Afgani lady askes, "what do you mean?" , "A lot has changed". The journalists asks." why are you still walking 5 steps behind your husband then?"
The Afgan lady replies in a whisper, "land-mines".
...and the moral of this story is.......oh never mind!!
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