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Postby devil » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:25 am

Widower, 97 years, bisexual, billionaire, active, no family, is looking for 2 young men and 2 young women. Preferred age range 18 to 22. Must be attractive-looking and capable of establishing a good permanent emotional and sexual relationship. Living in a luxurious, modernised Georgian mansion, each with own suite, extensive estate 45 miles from Central London. Blue riband chef provides all meals, butler, housekeeper and full servant staff. Each young person will have his/her own Jaguar, all expenses paid. £200 pocket money per week. Write with photograph to Box No. xxxxxx
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Postby michalis5354 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:20 pm

If I was on that age range I would seriously consider this! :D
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:14 pm

I'm sure I could pretend to be 22... :lol:

No mention of inheritance once the oldie pops their clogs though... £200 a week and then out on the streets once they die isn't so attractive... :roll:
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Postby michalis5354 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:04 pm

You forgot the Jaquar that will stay! :D
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Postby Marinella » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:27 pm

:shock: :shock:

Yuck, just imagine his withered old cock.

That's enough to give me the dry boke!!!!!!!!

No thanks, not even for a Jaguar!
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