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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:25 am Reply with quote
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Widower, 97 years, bisexual, billionaire, active, no family, is looking for 2 young men and 2 young women. Preferred age range 18 to 22. Must be attractive-looking and capable of establishing a good permanent emotional and sexual relationship. Living in a luxurious, modernised Georgian mansion, each with own suite, extensive estate 45 miles from Central London. Blue riband chef provides all meals, butler, housekeeper and full servant staff. Each young person will have his/her own Jaguar, all expenses paid. £200 pocket money per week. Write with photograph to Box No. xxxxxx
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:20 pm Reply with quote
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If I was on that age range I would seriously consider this! Very Happy
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:14 pm Reply with quote
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I'm sure I could pretend to be 22... Laughing

No mention of inheritance once the oldie pops their clogs though... £200 a week and then out on the streets once they die isn't so attractive... Rolling Eyes
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:04 pm Reply with quote
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You forgot the Jaquar that will stay! Very Happy
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:27 pm Reply with quote
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Shocked Shocked

Yuck, just imagine his withered old cock.

That's enough to give me the dry boke!!!!!!!!

No thanks, not even for a Jaguar!
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