How to Impress a Woman/Man

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How to Impress a Woman/Man
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:23 am Reply with quote
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:17 am Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Say no more! Wink

Men like the simple things in life, bless them.
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simple people only require simple things
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Quote:
simple people only require simple things

That is very nice from you demetriou_74. That is the best thing I have read from you Smile
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well what can i say. the genius just flows from within
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demetriou_74 wrote:
well what can i say. the genius just flows from within


Sometimes...
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just sometimes it flows very slooooooooooooooooooooowly
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demetriou_74 wrote:
just sometimes it flows very slooooooooooooooooooooowly


And often forms pools of stagnant sludge...
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