With apologies to the Man U fans......................
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 Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:28 pm |
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A commuter is on his way home from work and comes to a dead halt in heavy traffic, and thinks to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems much worse than usual - nothing's moving".
He notices a traffic warden walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks; "What's the hold up"?
The traffic warden replies; "It's a Man U. fan, he's just so depressed about not winning the Premiership, and being knocked out of Europe, and winning f*** all after gobbing off all season, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he's never had a job. I'm walking around taking a collection for him".
Oh really? Says the driver "How much have you collected so far"?
"So far" replies the traffic warden "only about 2 litres but a lot of people are still syphoning". |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:30 am |
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 i will donate 2 litres of petrol too |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:53 pm |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:04 am |
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| I'll contribute the matches. |
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