Michael Jackson..!!!
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 Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:24 am |
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?
- Sir Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:06 pm |
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That made me larf! 
Well done psycho! |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:24 pm |
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What have Michael Jackson and Newcastle United got in common ?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white,they both went down in 2009 |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:20 am |
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| Jacko’s last request = To be melted down into a Xbox 360 casing, as he still wanted to be turned on by kids.. |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:29 am |
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| The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme. |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:33 am |
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| yialousa1971 wrote: |
| The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme. |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:39 am |
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Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel". |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:03 am |
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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his first nose. |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:46 pm |
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Terribly offensive and disrespectful remarks IMHO.
Jacko's body has been bought by the Gypsies, they intend to recycle his remains and manufacture plastic clothes-pegs.  |
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| Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:56 pm |
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Michael Jackson's GF is said to be devastated about is death, she was reported to say "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this"
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