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chinese dustman

Postby sk » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:12 pm

A Chinese dustman noticed a bin was not placed outside for collection and so he rang the doorbell to find out why.A stunning woman opens the door covered in a great shimmering tan.

"Where you bin?" demnaded the Chinese dustman.

"Oh I went to Barbados on a two week five star holiday," she replied.


The binman looked confudsed and said,"No,where you wheely bin?"
At this the woman frowned and snapped,

"Oh all right on the bloody sunbed!" and slammed the door

ps. personally i didnt understand this one
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Postby brother » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:41 pm

:? got it but a bit lame.
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:02 pm

brother wrote::? got it but a bit lame.


just abit
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:38 am

Thought it was ok sk. Ok.
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Re: chinese dustman

Postby city » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:32 am

sk wrote:ps. personally i didnt understand this one


"Where you bin?" = Where have you been?
"No,where you wheely bin?" = No, where have you really been?

Get it? :-)
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Postby sk » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:26 pm

hahaha...yes,now i got it!!!!
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:46 pm

sk wrote:hahaha...yes,now i got it!!!!


You didnt understand ur own joke?

:?
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Postby sk » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:06 pm

no,but i posted it anyway!!!!
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:08 pm

sk wrote:no,but i posted it anyway!!!!


So it wasnt really ur own joke.
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:13 pm

petethegreek wrote:
sk wrote:no,but i posted it anyway!!!!


So it wasnt really ur own joke.


Hi Simon (Pete :wink: ),

Come on re do you think he's gonna make them up!! 8)
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