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chinese dustman
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:12 pm Reply with quote
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A Chinese dustman noticed a bin was not placed outside for collection and so he rang the doorbell to find out why.A stunning woman opens the door covered in a great shimmering tan.

"Where you bin?" demnaded the Chinese dustman.

"Oh I went to Barbados on a two week five star holiday," she replied.


The binman looked confudsed and said,"No,where you wheely bin?"
At this the woman frowned and snapped,

"Oh all right on the bloody sunbed!" and slammed the door

ps. personally i didnt understand this one
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:41 pm Reply with quote
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Confused got it but a bit lame.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:02 pm Reply with quote
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brother wrote:
Confused got it but a bit lame.


just abit
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:38 am Reply with quote
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Thought it was ok sk. Ok.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:32 am Reply with quote
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sk wrote:
ps. personally i didnt understand this one


"Where you bin?" = Where have you been?
"No,where you wheely bin?" = No, where have you really been?

Get it? Smile
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:26 pm Reply with quote
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hahaha...yes,now i got it!!!!
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sk wrote:
hahaha...yes,now i got it!!!!


You didnt understand ur own joke?

Confused
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:06 pm Reply with quote
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no,but i posted it anyway!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:08 pm Reply with quote
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sk wrote:
no,but i posted it anyway!!!!


So it wasnt really ur own joke.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:13 pm Reply with quote
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petethegreek wrote:
sk wrote:
no,but i posted it anyway!!!!


So it wasnt really ur own joke.


Hi Simon (Pete Wink ),

Come on re do you think he's gonna make them up!! Cool
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