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Postby sk » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:58 pm

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?

Lipstick !

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant ?

Marry it !



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How do you make a fruit cordial ?

Pat him on the behind !


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What's six feet long and smells of urine ?


A line dancing class at a nursing home !
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Marina2005 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:01 pm

sk wrote:What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?

Lipstick !



:lol: So true!
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