Jim & Edna
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 Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:29 pm |
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?” |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:31 pm |
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| demetriou_74 |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:41 am |
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| petethegreek |
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These jokes are good!
All ur own work or heard them elsewhere and spreading them to us?
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| Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:13 am |
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| copy paste....... |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:34 am |
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funny, how jokes spread. Got that one send to me in german last week  |
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