getting about with english; cockroaches

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:36 pm Reply with quote
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petethegreek wrote:
I was thinking about Mr Jones and Mr Gascoinge but thought tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo corny to post.

Then again, u know what they say about great minds!!

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o soooooooooooo very funny
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:55 pm Reply with quote
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Couldn't resist, sorry re... I spent 6 months in Gaza after university working on an international aid project
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:00 pm Reply with quote
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excuse me? 'in gazza' are those homosexual inplications true about you?!?!?!?!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:54 pm Reply with quote
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little.miss.sunshine wrote:
excuse me? 'in gazza' are those homosexual inplications true about you?!?!?!?!


No dear, I think you're confusing me with Main_Source Laughing who I've heard looks surprisingly like Vinnie Jones... all becomes clear... Cool
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:43 pm Reply with quote
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cannedmoose wrote:
Indeed, you're obvious not suited to life in Cyprus if you're unable to adapt to local conditions. I suggest you try Clacton or Skegness - english speaking, no cockroaches, no Orthodox churches... just good old beer-swilling, fat-rippling, pie-eating english folk.


Spoken like a true racist Cypriot! It's twats like you that make Cyprus an unbearable place to live, unless of course you happen to be a fellow Cypriot!

Have you ever checked out the size of your own people? Even the children in Cyprus are obese! And the Cypriot diet isn't exactly a healthy low-fat one, is it?

Maybe you should look a little closer to home before throwing insults at the English!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:48 pm Reply with quote
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Oui, fatty. Shut it! Leave Moose alone.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:50 pm Reply with quote
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ex_pat wrote:
cannedmoose wrote:
Indeed, you're obvious not suited to life in Cyprus if you're unable to adapt to local conditions. I suggest you try Clacton or Skegness - english speaking, no cockroaches, no Orthodox churches... just good old beer-swilling, fat-rippling, pie-eating english folk.


Spoken like a true racist Cypriot! It's twats like you that make Cyprus an unbearable place to live, unless of course you happen to be a fellow Cypriot!

Have you ever checked out the size of your own people? Even the children in Cyprus are obese! And the Cypriot diet isn't exactly a healthy low-fat one, is it?

Maybe you should look a little closer to home before throwing insults at the English!


Since I am English, you've just made yourself look like the utter fool that you must be... well done... well done indeed old chap.

Having had the pleasure of living and working in a number of other countries, returning to this country has allowed me to see my countrymen for what they are, you are obviously one of these deluded souls who hankers for a return to blighty, all green fields and polite souls... it's not like that anymore man... Rolling Eyes

If you dispute that the beaches of Skegness are not populated by fat, england-shirt wearing, tanked-up-on-beer blokes with tatoos all down their arms, I suggest you visit, take some pictures and prove me wrong. I think you'll be sadly disappointed.

It seems that your experience of Cypriots is not a pleasant one, that may be something to do with your attitude in which you come across as a 'little Englander'. If you adapted to your surroundings and made an effort to understand Cypriots, you probably would have a very different and more pleasurable experience.

Anyway, I don't appreciate being called a twat, so go stick your head down the toilet and flush it, you'll come out cleaner that way.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:52 pm Reply with quote
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But wouldn't that dirty the toilet, Moose?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:53 pm Reply with quote
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petethegreek wrote:
But wouldn't that dirty the toilet, Moose?

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No comment koumbare... I've said all that I can be bothered to in the direction of ex_pat...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:18 am Reply with quote
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excuse me? 'in gazza' are those homosexual inplications true about you?!?!?!?!


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