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Postby Floda » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:54 am

kafenes wrote:Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)


But then again, on the other hand (with a shrug of the shoulders) maybe it wouldn't be SO bad. :lol: :wink:
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Postby YFred » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:17 am

Floda wrote:
kafenes wrote:Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)


But then again, on the other hand (with a shrug of the shoulders) maybe it wouldn't be SO bad. :lol: :wink:

You are both wrong.
Have you ever taken a dog for a walk that wants to lead?
Have you ever taken two dogs on one lead that want to lead?
You will find the second choice is easier.

With 7 mother in-laws, it’s very similar, it’s a blessing in disguise, by the time they finish with each other they will loose the will to argue.
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Postby kafenes » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:24 am

YFred wrote:
Floda wrote:
kafenes wrote:Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)


But then again, on the other hand (with a shrug of the shoulders) maybe it wouldn't be SO bad. :lol: :wink:

You are both wrong.
Have you ever taken a dog for a walk that wants to lead?
Have you ever taken two dogs on one lead that want to lead?
You will find the second choice is easier.

With 7 mother in-laws, it’s very similar, it’s a blessing in disguise, by the time they finish with each other they will loose the will to argue.


Fred, don't you think it's a little cruel to take 2 mother-in-laws for walks on a leash. :)
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Postby YFred » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:27 am

kafenes wrote:
YFred wrote:
Floda wrote:
kafenes wrote:Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)


But then again, on the other hand (with a shrug of the shoulders) maybe it wouldn't be SO bad. :lol: :wink:

You are both wrong.
Have you ever taken a dog for a walk that wants to lead?
Have you ever taken two dogs on one lead that want to lead?
You will find the second choice is easier.

With 7 mother in-laws, it’s very similar, it’s a blessing in disguise, by the time they finish with each other they will loose the will to argue.


Fred, don't you think it's a little cruel to take 2 mother-in-laws for walks on a leash. :)

If you got bitten as much as I have by them, so would you!
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Postby kafenes » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:31 am

YFred wrote:
kafenes wrote:
YFred wrote:
Floda wrote:
kafenes wrote:Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)


But then again, on the other hand (with a shrug of the shoulders) maybe it wouldn't be SO bad. :lol: :wink:

You are both wrong.
Have you ever taken a dog for a walk that wants to lead?
Have you ever taken two dogs on one lead that want to lead?
You will find the second choice is easier.

With 7 mother in-laws, it’s very similar, it’s a blessing in disguise, by the time they finish with each other they will loose the will to argue.


Fred, don't you think it's a little cruel to take 2 mother-in-laws for walks on a leash. :)

If you got bitten as much as I have by them, so would you!


Fortunately both mine have been angels.
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Postby CBBB » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:20 am

kafenes wrote:
YFred wrote:
kafenes wrote:
YFred wrote:
Floda wrote:
kafenes wrote:Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)


But then again, on the other hand (with a shrug of the shoulders) maybe it wouldn't be SO bad. :lol: :wink:

You are both wrong.
Have you ever taken a dog for a walk that wants to lead?
Have you ever taken two dogs on one lead that want to lead?
You will find the second choice is easier.

With 7 mother in-laws, it’s very similar, it’s a blessing in disguise, by the time they finish with each other they will loose the will to argue.


Fred, don't you think it's a little cruel to take 2 mother-in-laws for walks on a leash. :)

If you got bitten as much as I have by them, so would you!


Fortunately both mine have been angels.


Fortunately my mother-in-law now is an angel!
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Postby fig head » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:36 pm

arablad wrote:if u true muslim u should know by now that u allowed 4 wives not 7 mate . get real.

oh really!! if you havent notice he is being "sarcastic"
and who is taking .. the guy who asks for online shag and end his thread with cheerslads !!!
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Postby souroul » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:55 pm

try the turkish forum?
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Postby YFred » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:39 pm

arablad wrote:if u true muslim u should know by now that u allowed 4 wives not 7 mate . get real.

How come Hz Muhammed peace be upon him had seven then?
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby DANGAMAN » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:02 pm

YFred wrote:
emma ruby wrote:
YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.


taking the piss out of a religion aint funny! you must be havent a laugh! have some respect for all those people who believe in Ramadan -im not one of them- but i respect them!! ....! good luck with your search for new wifes ! not with completing your duties..! :( :(

Young lady, what makes you think this is taking the piss? I as a Muslim convert take my religion very seriously and intend to bribe my way to heaven where 72 virgins await the heaven bound. I just hope they don't look like mother Theresa, that’s all.
It is my religious duty to have 7 wives in order to populate this world with Muslims so that we can take over the world. Besides who is going to pay for my and your pension?



I say SIX...

Then you can have sunday off... :D
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