Just feel I have to contribute..
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| voyou |
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Man walks into a bar and says....
"Ouch" it was an iron bar...
ok so you have heard that one; this one?
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says
"why the long face?"
ok ok.. one more
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says,
"is this some sort of a joke?"
OK.. I shall come up with better... |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:52 pm |
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 nice try but waiting for the funnier ones and yes it always nice to have people contributing.  |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:16 pm |
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| Marina2005 |
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| brother wrote: |
| nice try but waiting for the funnier ones and yes it always nice to have people contributing. |
Hi Yoda,
Well I agree with Brother on this one!! |
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| I'll be back | |
| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:22 pm |
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I'll be back as some guy once said...
You are hard people to please!! |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:52 pm |
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We're lovely people who love to laugh!
Come on Yoda find us some really funny ones.  You can do it!! |
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| How about this one? | |
| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:40 pm |
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A BLONDE woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Hope that's better |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:42 pm |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:43 pm |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:14 pm |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:44 am |
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