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BLUELAGOON COMEDY SHOW!!! Is BACK with some more action!!

Postby bluelagoon33 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:54 pm

rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So one day, he went to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor examine his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. otherwise, it will spread and become worse."

The businessman was shocked. the last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis.

Desperate he thought, "Why don't I consult traditional Chinese medicine. They might have some surprises"

So, the Chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said," We don't have to cut. I'll give you herbs to rub."

The rich man was so happy. "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I'm amazed, So what is the exact secret?"

The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself."
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Postby bluelagoon33 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:05 pm

Since we are into poetry, here's one (not my own)

When I born,
I Black,
When I grow up,
I Black,
When I go in Sun,
I Black,
When I scared,
I Black,
When I sick,
I Black,
And when I die,
I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling ME Colored ??
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Postby nutcase » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:08 pm

very funny. :lol:
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Postby kafenes » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:10 pm

I can see how this is related to the Cyprus Problem.
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Postby CBBB » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:12 pm

You don't know which area to post in? I don't see this as solving the Cyprus problem.

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Postby bluelagoon33 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:44 pm

Neither do i.

More chance of solving the problem on the forum though.

Where did my post go??
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Postby fig head » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:53 pm

hahaha thanks bluelagoon!! :D :D
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