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A chicken farmer walks into a bar, sits down and orders a glass of champagne.
The lady sat next to him says,"What a coincidence, I`ve also ordered a glass of champagne."
He turned to her and says, "Yes it is..this is a special day for me and I`m celebrating
"This is a special day for me", says the lady. "I`m also celebrating."
"What a coincidence", says the man as they clink glasses. "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have wanted a child for years, I thought I was infertile and today the doctor told me that i was pregnant."
"What a coincidence", says the man." I`m a chicken farmer and for years i thought all my hens where infertile and today I`ve been told they're all fertile."
"Thats great, how did your chickens become fertile?", asks the lady.
"I switched cocks", he replied.
"What a coincidence", she says . |
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