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I have a magical dancing duck.

Postby petethegreek » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:14 pm

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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Postby demetriou_74 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:14 pm

lol
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby brother » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:44 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby city » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:56 pm

poor duck! :-(
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:38 pm

This sounds like a get rich quick scheme!! Might let rulla in on it. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Christie » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:43 pm

How the candle will keep burning under the pot?.. They have to put something between to get access for the air.. Well, it is irritating remark, I know :)
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:46 pm

Christie wrote:How the candle will keep burning under the pot?.. They have to put something between to get access for the air.. Well, it is irritating remark, I know :)


It a special pot with holes in the sides, really small ones but the air get in dont worry! :wink:
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Postby Christie » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:49 pm

Marina2005 wrote:
Christie wrote:How the candle will keep burning under the pot?.. They have to put something between to get access for the air.. Well, it is irritating remark, I know :)


It a special pot with holes in the sides, really small ones but the air get in dont worry! :wink:


I just wanted to be sure rulla will get her quick million :)
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:59 pm

I just wanted to be sure rulla will get her quick million


Good thinking! :wink:
U are definitely a quick minded business person to have thought of something so technical, respect to you. 8)
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Postby Christie » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:04 pm

Marina2005 wrote:
I just wanted to be sure rulla will get her quick million


Good thinking! :wink:
U are definitely a quick minded business person to have thought of something so technical, respect to you. 8)


Money matters require thinking about all details :)
But thank you Marina :)
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