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I have a magical dancing duck.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:14 pm Reply with quote
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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lol
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:44 am Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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poor duck! Sad
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This sounds like a get rich quick scheme!! Might let rulla in on it. Laughing Laughing
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:43 pm Reply with quote
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How the candle will keep burning under the pot?.. They have to put something between to get access for the air.. Well, it is irritating remark, I know Smile
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Christie wrote:
How the candle will keep burning under the pot?.. They have to put something between to get access for the air.. Well, it is irritating remark, I know Smile


It a special pot with holes in the sides, really small ones but the air get in dont worry! Wink
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Marina2005 wrote:
Christie wrote:
How the candle will keep burning under the pot?.. They have to put something between to get access for the air.. Well, it is irritating remark, I know Smile


It a special pot with holes in the sides, really small ones but the air get in dont worry! Wink


I just wanted to be sure rulla will get her quick million Smile
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I just wanted to be sure rulla will get her quick million


Good thinking! Wink
U are definitely a quick minded business person to have thought of something so technical, respect to you. Cool
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Marina2005 wrote:
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I just wanted to be sure rulla will get her quick million


Good thinking! Wink
U are definitely a quick minded business person to have thought of something so technical, respect to you. Cool


Money matters require thinking about all details Smile
But thank you Marina Smile
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