Great Female Comebacks
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| cannedmoose |
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Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there? |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:29 pm |
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| Christie |
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Good. My variety of answers is greater now  |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:02 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:28 pm |
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| brother |
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As if most single men didn't have a hard enough time without moose coming along and giving the women more ammunition.   |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:31 pm |
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| Christie |
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This time may be hard but it seems to be very short  There are less and less single men around |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:35 pm |
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| dms007 |
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| Iam single, Iam single, Iam single, Iam single............ |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:37 pm |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:41 pm |
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dms007, just a little comment but you are coming off as a little desperate and women imo hate that, be cool dude.  |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:32 pm |
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| Iam not single, Iam not single, Iam not single, Iam not single,.......... |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:51 pm |
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| You see how short that time is?! I was right |
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