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The Big Flood

Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:55 am

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.


The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:57 am

:lol: :lol: out of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:58 am

cannedmoose wrote::lol: :lol: out of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ur kidding me. Only 2/10?

Lets c u do better! :D
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:00 am

Staying on the religious theme...

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:09 am

cannedmoose wrote:Staying on the religious theme...

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."


Ur struggling mate.

Already used this one titled Four Catholic Ladies.

Stick to politics and let me do the jokes! :D
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:11 am

Q: Why do ginger people burn easily?
A: It's nature's way of telling us they should be kept indoors
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:13 am

cannedmoose wrote:Q: Why do ginger people burn easily?
A: It's nature's way of telling us they should be kept indoors


R u a failed stand up comedian by any chance?

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Postby brother » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:20 pm

:lol: :lol: healthy competition between moose and pete, keep it up guys.
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:22 pm

brother wrote::lol: :lol: healthy competition between moose and pete, keep it up guys.


Competition?

Have u read Moose's jokes?

Word 'jokes' used loosely!
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