Xmas Cracker Jokes
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 Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:32 am |
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| bill cobbett |
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic ......  |
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| Re: Xmas Cracker Jokes | |
| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:05 am |
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| Phill |
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| bill cobbett wrote: |
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic ...... |
Oh Bill, go to bed re!!! |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:18 am |
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| bill cobbett |
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Hadeh reh Phil, thought it was a cracker  |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:24 am |
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| Santa can't afford BUPA this year, so has had to rely on the National Elf!!!! |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:49 am |
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Santa's helpers are feeling down this year ........
..... they're lacking elf-esteem!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:01 am |
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| bill cobbett wrote: |
Santa's helpers are feeling down this year ........
..... they're lacking elf-esteem!
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Surely there's a Claus in their contract about that!!!  |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:25 am |
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Santa's wife, remarking on the weather prospects said......."It looks like we'll be having some Rein deer !" boom boom  |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:44 am |
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| SSBubbles |
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Where should a dressmaker build her house?
On the outskirts! |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:31 pm |
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| old john |
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What did the epileptic Scotsman have for Christmas?
A Wii fit |
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