Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =)

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Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:28 pm Reply with quote
Kristyn
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As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:34 pm Reply with quote
yialousa1971
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Boil the water, thats the answer!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:49 pm Reply with quote
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Many a truth said in jest?

Back in the the 19th Century, here in London, hundreds of people were dead of Cholera.

In a very famous study, a chap called Snow determined the source as a contaminated public water supply, and he also reported that the workers in a local brewery never succumbed to the deadly illness, cos they drank only beer, at home and at work.
Re: Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:33 pm Reply with quote
Phill
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Kristyn wrote:
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!


Hic!!! Embarassed I totllyies aggrreee wiv yoou on thhat!! hic... Laughing
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