Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =)
 | Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =) |  |
 Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:28 pm |
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| Kristyn |
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As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service! |
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:34 pm |
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| yialousa1971 |
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| Boil the water, thats the answer! |
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:49 pm |
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| bill cobbett |
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Many a truth said in jest?
Back in the the 19th Century, here in London, hundreds of people were dead of Cholera.
In a very famous study, a chap called Snow determined the source as a contaminated public water supply, and he also reported that the workers in a local brewery never succumbed to the deadly illness, cos they drank only beer, at home and at work. |
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| Re: Wine or Water?? .... or in my case Tequila =) | |
| Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:33 pm |
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| Phill |
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| Kristyn wrote: |
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service! |
Hic!!!  I totllyies aggrreee wiv yoou on thhat!! hic...  |
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