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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:48 pm

It was a hot summer day and two nuns were painting a room in the convent.

As there was no air conditioning the heat soon became unbearable. The first nun said that they should remove their clothes so that they would be cooler.

The second said what if someone should come?

The first said we'll lock the door and then we will be safe. So they lock the door and continue painting when there is a knock on the door.

The first nun asks who it is and the reply comes back "It is the blind man."

The two nuns confer and decide that the blind man can't see anything and let him in, at which time the man says "Nice tits sisters, now where do you want these blinds?"
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:52 pm

Hooray! 8.5/10

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Postby city » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:00 pm

improvement moosey! congrats. :wink:
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:18 pm

YAY! :D
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Postby demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:47 am

thats a good one
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Postby brother » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:57 am

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start the party moose is close to being a little bit funny.

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Postby Marina2005 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:23 pm

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There getting better fast! :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:34 pm

Thanks Marina mou... at least someone appreciates a growing comic talent :lol:
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Postby Christie » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:50 pm

It is not growing of your comic talent, Moose. I believe you had it all the time. You just have read your 'user's manual' :)
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