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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:19 pm Reply with quote
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http://www.yeniduzen.com/detay.asp?a=15513&z=3

One Mehmet Aktuna has been accused of illegally importing 17 cows into the TRNC from south Cyprus. Apparently, on three occasions he drove his tractor through the military zone at Louroujuna (Akıncılar/Lurucina), each time bringing back cows in his trailer. On 18 December he brought back 5 cows, and 6 each time on 19 December and 20 December.

True story! (Enigma not joke)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:28 pm Reply with quote
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This is just one of Y-Front’s clandestine business operations! The other is arranging up-market wild goat shagging in the Troodos mountains for Syrian executives…
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:15 pm Reply with quote
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denizaksulu wrote:
A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. Rolling Eyes

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:17 pm Reply with quote
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YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. Rolling Eyes

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.


Crikey, you are a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? I posted this as a wind-up for you. That was last year!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:18 pm Reply with quote
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Tim Drayton wrote:
YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. Rolling Eyes

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.


Crikey, you are a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? I posted this as a wind-up for you. That was last year!

I've just seen it. I am not often in this section old boy, what?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:25 pm Reply with quote
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YFred wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:
YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. Rolling Eyes

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.


Crikey, you are a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? I posted this as a wind-up for you. That was last year!

I've just seen it. I am not often in this section old boy, what?


Almost all your posts belong in this section....... Laughing
PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:52 am Reply with quote
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Get Real! wrote:
This is just one of Y-Front’s clandestine business operations! The other is arranging up-market wild goat shagging in the Troodos mountains for Syrian executives…

And there was me thinking you were the expert on the terraces on Trodos, what?
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