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Postby demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:51 am

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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Postby petethegreek » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:33 am

You should b sponsered by Carlsberg.

Probably the best joke on the forum!

:lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:54 am

petethegreek wrote:You should b sponsered by Carlsberg.

Probably the best joke on the forum!

:lol:


It is? :?
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Postby petethegreek » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:56 am

cannedmoose wrote:
petethegreek wrote:You should b sponsered by Carlsberg.

Probably the best joke on the forum!

:lol:


It is? :?


Moose u wouldnt understand a good joke if it was the best joke in the world!

:D
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:56 am

Ne'er a truer word spoken in jest :D
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Postby devil » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:42 am

petethegreek wrote:You should b sponsered by Carlsberg.

Probably the best joke on the forum!

:lol:


Yes, but a very old one. I heard it at least 50 years ago.
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Postby petethegreek » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:49 am

devil wrote:
petethegreek wrote:You should b sponsered by Carlsberg.

Probably the best joke on the forum!

:lol:


Yes, but a very old one. I heard it at least 50 years ago.


So u must b like 86 years old then? :?
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:54 am

moose your opinion is very valid on most things on this forum however lets just say that jokes are not your forte
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:06 am

demetriou_74 wrote:moose your opinion is very valid on most things on this forum however lets just say that jokes are not your forte


:lol: :lol: Accepted...
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:11 am

surprised you did noit pick up on my newly aquired word. forte.


is there such a word like combobulated? i made it up and told someone i would give them £3 (im poor what can i say) if they could spell it. what do i find out he comes to school with the spelling. after a long dispute it ended up with - check the dictionary. now i cant find this word so clever forum people help.

if i only knew somebody who was really clever and taking a phD. (or so he claims)
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