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Genie
PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:36 pm Reply with quote
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Some guy finds a lamp and rubs it and out pops a genie.

Genie: "You have 1 wish".

Guy has to fly to England from the US but hates flying and requests a landbridge from the US to England.

Genie says: "Are you crazy? You know how hard that would be even for a genie? No pick another wish"!

Guy: "Okay, I wanna understand what makes women tick".

Genie: "You want that bridge a double or single lane"?

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