"Gut's or Balls?"
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GUT'S OR BALLS?
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS
- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS
- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.  |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:52 pm |
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Brilliant.....S is still laughing!! |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:04 pm |
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| Hazza wrote: |
Brilliant.....S is still laughing!! |
I bet S.. is!!!!... |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:08 pm |
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| Question is, on several occasions, I have mentioned her broom and flying off somewhere..... do I have balls or guts?? |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:13 pm |
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| Hazza wrote: |
| Question is, on several occasions, I have mentioned her broom and flying off somewhere..... do I have balls or guts?? |
Well, it all depends if you were wearing an American footballers outfit at the time!! If not... then you have balls my friend!!! |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:10 pm |
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How else do you think I hurt my knee.......thats right, I upgraded it to a vacum cleaner and that was the thanks I got......shit, hope she isn't reading  |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:21 pm |
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I can just imagine her whizzing by on the "Dison"... whoosh!!!! with her close friend "C.." closely beind her on the ironing board!!!!
I hope she doesn't read this either!!! 
How's the Washing machine reh?  |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:32 pm |
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| Phill wrote: |
I can just imagine her whizzing by on the "Dison"... whoosh!!!! with her close friend "C.." closely beind her on the ironing board!!!!
I hope she doesn't read this either!!! |
Too late......she just called "S" to tell her.....Now I'm in..........no, now WE are in trouble.......gamoto
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| :How's the Washing machine reh? |
The washing machine is working like a dream. Thanks alot for that  |
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| Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:02 am |
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| Hazza wrote: |
Too late......she just called "S" to tell her.....Now I'm in..........no, now WE are in trouble.......gamoto
| Phill wrote: |
| :How's the Washing machine reh? |
The washing machine is working like a dream. Thanks alot for that |
We???? 
And as for the latter... pleasure to have been of help!!! |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:13 pm |
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I think this picture would have to represent guts, as I doubt he'd have had the alternative once he'd been spotted! |
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