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Rabbi Wizard

Postby petethegreek » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:11 am

The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and our Jewish community."

No one moved.

The Rabbi continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel relief. Now stand and confess your transgression!"

Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose in the third pew. Her head was bowed, and her voice quivered as she spoke.

"Rabbi, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan... I just told a couple of friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

:lol:
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Postby devil » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:08 am

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Postby brother » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:47 am

:cry: Pete i think moosey is rubbing off on you.
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Postby petethegreek » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:51 am

Was it really that bad folks?

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Postby demetriou_74 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:52 am

petethegreek wrote:Was it really that bad folks?

:cry:


dont worry moose must of found it funny
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Postby brother » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:54 am

Was it really that bad folks?


Yes it was :cry:
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Postby petethegreek » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:58 am

Promise 2 try harder in future.
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:09 am

brother wrote::cry: Pete i think moosey is rubbing off on you.


That's called slander Bro'... off to consult my lawyers...
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Postby petethegreek » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:11 am

cannedmoose wrote:
brother wrote::cry: Pete i think moosey is rubbing off on you.


That's called slander Bro'... off to consult my lawyers...


I agree. Nobodies jokes r as bad as Moose's.

That man has made telling bad jokes into an art form.
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Postby brother » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:14 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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